Scientific jokes (13)

What kind of weaponis formed when you mix potassium, nickel and iron?

A KNiFe.
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What is the sound that an atom makes when it burks?
Boooooooohr.

And when it falls in the ground?
Planck!
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A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".

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How do we eat DNA? With a replication fork!

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Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? 
She baptized one and kept the other as a control.

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In a lecture of physiology...

"Who can tell me how these cells communicate with one another?" asked the instructor, expecting someone to explain the phenomenon of neurotransmission.

After a few muffled whispers, one student finally spoke up. "With cellular phones?"

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Why do you should keep aboslute science in the laboratory?
To avoid that the reagents become unconcentrated.

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What is the most abundant functional group in the space?
Is the ether.

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What is the most violent chemical element?
It is the Cesium (Cs).

What is the most musical chemical element most musical?
It is the Silicon (Si).

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What is the acid which has a reversible and cyclic ionization?
It is the periodic acid.

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What is the better informed chemical element?
It is the francium because it is next to the radio.

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A bear walks on a river and it dissolves in the water. Why?
Because it is a polar bear.

Scientific jokes

Here are some scientific jokes, to start the day in a different way ...
Regardless of whether or not they are so funny, I'm a fan of this kind of jokes, because they show (once again) that science (and biochemistry in particular) does not have to be boring.

1 - What does epigenetics means?
A genetic that is happy!

2 - How does an electron commits suicide?
It jumps off the hydrogen bridge.

3 - What is the most abundant hydrocarbon in vegetables?
It is butane, because science that studies the vegetables is “butanic”.

Biochemical jokes

You can make jokes about any subject. Biochemistry is no exception ...

Here are two videos with some of these jokes.

The man who appears in this video (Brian Malow) is a famous comedian specialized in jokes that focuses on science.

In this second video, we have a teacher telling jokes written by his students (starting from 1 minute of video).